i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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