Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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