she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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