Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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