His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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