i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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