I got chris browned last night
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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