I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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