You're completely useless in the revolution.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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