My girlfriend figured out who you are.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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