Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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