I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You coming home soon, man?
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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