Dual....:-)
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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