just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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