just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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