Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
