please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's shark week go big or go home
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
