Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
50% drunk capacity currently
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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