Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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