She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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