you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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