Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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