I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
