five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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