I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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