remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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