Barsexuality is the new black.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just invented taco cereal.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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