i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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