Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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