oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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