just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
babies were throwing up all over the place
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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