You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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