Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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