A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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