im about as happy as oj after his trial
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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