But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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