I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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