She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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