Christians are straight up FREAKS
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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