OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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