Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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