That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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