maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
