Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
In the future we'll all be gay
just tell him i said nine months
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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