Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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