I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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