Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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