who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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