I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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