Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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