Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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