Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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