One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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