Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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